Funny what we find in our briefcases

So I was cleaning out the brief I used on my trip to Europe last year and found a PG Tips tea bag I had picked up from a B&B

The directions are funny

To Prepare the best cup of PG Tips

Brewing methods may vary, but we suggest

1. Use one bag per 250 ml of freshly boiled water.

2. Allow your customer to brew to their preferred strength (1-2 minutes as a guide) then remove the tea bag.

3. Always use fresh milk where possible. And there you have it, a delicious brew fit for a monkey.